Angry's Crappy Valentines

Well, once again that cursed horrible day created by the card companies to torture the lonely hearted is upon us. If you've been searching for the perfect card to send out that big "Fuck You" well look no further my friend. Just head on over to the Killville General Store and make a drunkin' bee-line for the Angry Johnny Crappy Valentines Card section and tell them sons-of-bitches how ya really feel this Valentine's Day.
And just remember, when life's got you down and kicks ya directly hard right square in the peaches, you've always got the sweet soothing sound s of WKIL Radio Free Killville to help you through your torment.
Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day!
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