PISGAH MOUNTAIN DUNG MAN CAUGHT ON FILM?

The body (or rather what was left of it) of Professor Dennis Holland who disappeared last December while hiking the Kwin-Ta-Chek Trail was discovered off of Rhodes Road in the town of Killville Massachusetts by a group of teens who had gone to the woods for a keg party. His camera was found near the carcass. The film in the camera, developed by the Killville crime lab revealed this startling photo believed to be of the elusive Pisgah Mountain Dung Man.

"We don't know if Shithead killed him or not, hell, we don't know if Shithead really exists," stated Killville sheriff "Big" Dick Turner. "This ain't exactly what I call hard evidence. Maybe the poor slob just fell and hit his head. I ain't gonna lose no sleep over some dead tree hugger anyways. Far as I'm concerned the case is closed."

So the events that lead to the demise of Professor Holland, like so many others before him will alas remain a mystery. But if you find yourself deep in the Killville woods up on Kwin-Ta-Chek and you smell an awful smell. Run like Hell my friend....run like Hell.

Stevie and Pumpkin Dan Relaxing Between Shows

Mysterious Crop Formations Appear In Killville Field

A strange crop formation was discovered in a field on Ethan Windsor's farm Sunday morning June 26th. Old man Windsor figured it was the work of the Devil and proceeded to burn the entire field of corn.
Level-headed locals not prone to old timey superstitions have armed themselves for the imminent alien invasion.

"SLABS' LAST STAND"

Some photos from Slabs Theilman's last stand at the Eleven's Saturday night June 25 2005.

ANGRY JOHNNY & THE KILLBILLIES "ZEKORDING OF THE WEEK"

The "ZEKORDING OF THE WEEK" is finally up and running, we think. Just click the link over there on the left.

KILLVILLE THEATER GOES UP IN FLAMES

A local landmark was lost last Friday night when the Killville Theater burned to the ground. Members of the Killville Auxiliary Fire Department arrived too late to save the historic structure. "My boys were a little too liquored up to effectively battle an inferno of such magnitude" stated chief Chester Middlefield, "So we just cracked open some more cold ones and watched that son of a bitch burn."

The old movie house enjoyed it's heyday in the 40's and 50's but by the mid 60's it had fallen on hard times. It was purchased by Karl Malinski in 1971. Malinski transformed into one of the most infamous porn theaters in New England. It thrived through the 1970's until the advent of home video decimated the porno theater industry. 'Folks just ain't gonna come out to the movies when they can take care of business at home" lamented Malinski. "It's gettin' so's a fella can't make an honest livin' no more goddamn it."

In 1999 the theater was purchased by the Killville Society for the Preservation of Old Timey Culture and was enjoying a renaissance of late. "This sucks" said Larry Adams, director of the KSPOTC. "I'm going down to Dewey's to get shit-faced."

The old movie house had currently been running a retrospective of famed cult director Jim Stramel (THRILLBILLYS, MY ASS IS BLEEDING, SIX BULLETS FOR JESUS, PITIFUL REFLECTIONS, KILLBILLIES MEET THE MONSTERS). Because of his eccentric policy of having only one print of any of his films in existence at any giving time so as not to slice up and scatter their soul, much of his genius will be lost forever. He's now at work painstakingly restoring what he was able to salvage from the smoldering rubble.

Watch the "6 BULLETS FOR JESUS" trailer recovered from the fire. Three horses perished in the blaze.

Goodbye Slabs

This Saturday night Slabs Theilman will play his last official Angry Johnny and the Killbillies show.
So come on down to the Elevens in Northampton Ma and give him a rousing send off.
With special guests LANCASTER COUNTY PRISON.

NEW BASS PLAYER FOR THE KILLBILLIES

There's a new bass player in town. His name is Jimmy Rat Fink. A lot of you are already acquainted with Rat Fink, he's been filling in off and on for the past year. No stranger to the Killbillies' way of life, he served time along side Angry as a mercenary way back in the Great Killville Skirmishes of 93. Well it's official, he now assumes full time duties in the thankless role of Killbillies' bass player.

"PUTTIN THE VOODOO ON MONROE" RELEASED IN GERMANY

The sweet sounds of Killville are now available to our allies across the pond. GemBuzz records has released "Puttin The Voodoo On Monroe" in Germany, Switzerland and Austria. Our diabolical plan to Killvillize the planet continues.... Next we take Japan.